POPS: Like life can't get any more exciting- now I read I'm not only getting blasted by humans, a rat thinks he can outsmart me. Check out his name...HUBERT the Swamp Rat.
Hubert...oh wait...now I get it. His master is Jan Verhoeff, the one with no imagination. Geez, figures. But check this out, 'Hubert' the nutty rat is really a nobody since he's just a figment of Miss Literary Police's imagination, unlike me who is IN a book, who has tons of stories to relate, this thingy rat crawled from some corner in his master's luxury sewers and suddenly has become a Marketing Guru. I tell you- you writers are scary dudes!!! SCary, I say...SCARY! And I thought Dread was off the wall. Wow!
Hey! The twerp called me Squirlier Than Nuts. BUTCH!!!!
Friday, February 29, 2008
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VERN: Saw your comment on my site, Pips. So the rodent lobs the first volley.
SISTER GRACE: "Pops," Vern. And we've been invited to be interviewed. (Hail Mary, Full of Grace...)
VERN: I'll be honest: I don't much care for reporters without proper respect for their betters. However, since you're at least honest in your general contempt for everything, have very few creatures that aren't your betters, and are, well, imaginary, I'll consent to the interview. Besides, Butch sounds like a good dog.
Let me know if you want to invite Karina as well.
BTW--Thanks for the tip on the comment function of our blog. We're fixing it. Nice to see it came in handy, however. (See, Grace?, I'm being magnanimous.)
SISTER GRACE: Of course you are. (Holy Mary, Mother of God...)
Vern of DragonEye, PI
www.dragoneyepi.net
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